A British, an American and an Egyptian died and all went to hell
The British said to devil :I miss England; I want to
call England and see how everybody is doing there ...
He called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???
The devil goes five million dollars...
Five million Dollars!!!
He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair....
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The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing
too....
He called! and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he said: well, devil
How much do I owe you! For the phone call????
The devil goes ten million Dollars...
Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair...
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The Egyptian
was extremely jealous too... He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call Egypt too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Egypt And he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking......
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????
The devil goes: One Dollar...
ONLY ONE DOLLAR ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The devil goes: yes, well ...
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From hell to hell,
it's local !!!!